Traveler

1

Feminism

7

Clinton

8

upon the signing of the yearbook of a much beloved yet distant girl

9

Ode to Glorious Women

10

Eighty-eight

11

NIGHT

13

Vespucci

14

Letter to The New Yorker

15

That Poetry Feeling

16

Mother

18

Me

19

M&Ms

20

William, Not Bill

21

I Don’t Understand

22

Union

23

A Perhaps Unadvised Approach

25

Upon Searching for a Graduate School

26

The Hierarchical Sight of The Modern Diogenes

27

Thus Spoke The Immortal

28

Pantyhose Legs and Leather Briefcases

29

A Tale of Love in Seven Parts

31

Epiphany

34

Beat Your Wives

35

Like a Prayer; Indeed

36

A Strange Sort of Identity

37

I Love You

38

the Why and the Fair

39

Platonic Sandwiches

40

Sun Dreams

41

Orally Fixated Prayers

42

Poor Judgment

43

Happiness

44

Frail Lunatics: An Accusation

45

The Man, The Moon

46

About the Author

47

Praise the Mundane

48

POETRY

49

nature

50

Grocery List

51

Withering Buds

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A Little Document

53

What I Do, Modestly Stated

54

Marketing Genius

55

Observations on Modern Medievalism

56

Beautiful Clinton Poem

57

Observe:

58

Favorite Quote:

63

Mr. Jones and Me

64

Colonizing Relativity, Capitalizing Tolerance

67

“Only a woman?”

68

Did Darwin Conceive of This?

69

Greatness by Proximity

73

Dissemination: Penetration (Insemination)

77

The Dirty Man

78

The Masque (Read by Candlelight at the Start of

Each / Every / All / The Only True Party)

79

Upon “Upon Searching for a Graduate School”

86

Upon “Upon ‘Upon Searching for a Graduate School’”

87

Big Muddy, Big Mudder

88

The Great Daisy Chain of Being

89

Improper Usage

90

Contents

92

I Enclose This with My Submission

94

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