Essays on Literature

1. Pulling the Cheese from the Mousetrap: Donne's "The Bait" as (Anti-)Pornographic Narrative Fantasy
2. Logothanatos or What the Hell is It? "Paradoxe" or "Thesis"?: The Two Faces of Donne's Biathanatos
3. The Criticism and Opinions of Tritical Shandyites, Scholars
4. The "half-told and mangled tale" of Caleb Williams
5. "As great a Curiosity, as a Dictator from the Plow": Prefacing Laboring-Class Poetry
6. "W - a - l - d - e - n," a large number of words by "T - h - o - r - e - a - u"
7. Odysseus's Scar, Irene's Cunt, and the Smell of Rain in July

1. We're Rarely Making Movies
2. An Apology for Some Recent Popular, Lucrative Films: Titanic, The Matrix, Gladiator, and Fight Club
3. Cast Away Review
4. Some Thoughts on Eyes Wide Shut
5. "Why are you here?": Traffic's Mask for Conservative Race Dynamics
6. Why L. A. Law is Great, a Subjective Memoir: BOOM (and Amanda Donahoe)
7. Fuck The Simpsons